Long is tall. Short is small. That’s the long and the short of it.
Long binge watches “Cake Boss” on TLC. Short binge watches “TED Talks” on Netflix.That’s the long and the short of it.
Long does not know Latin. Short does not know who Ryan Seacrest is.
Long has experimented with on line dating. Short has experimented with carbon dating.
Long fosters animals. Short fosters resentments.
Long loves dogs, especially the hard luck cases. Short has been enjoying full cat lady status for years.
Long does not eat organs, recognizable body parts or animals most likely to be found in zoos or the private collections of eccentric billionaires. If it scuttles across the ocean floor eating garbage, Short will be having it for dinner.
Long and Short are long-time friends and business associates. While they are very different they share a common thirst for adventure. The Long and the Short of It provides a record of their unique perspectives.
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